I Obviously Have Too Few Things To Complain About

the dishes in the sink

my existential crisis

why, dishwasher, why?

Life Philosophy: Bad

 

*For this week, I will be sharing deep, philosophical statements about life and writing through haiku.

*Disclaimer: “Deep”, “Philosophical”, “Life”, “Writing” and “Haiku” may be approximate statements not tied to dictionary meanings. The author is not responsible for any eye-rolling related injuries.

 

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If you would like to see some dishes that can take care of themselves, I have also written a fantasy novel, The Guests of Honor. It is available here.

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No One Accidentally Falls into A Pool Full of Tadpoles

there is a reason

why the water is seething

look before you leap

Life Philosophy: Good

*For this week, I will be sharing deep, philosophical statements about life and writing through haiku.

*Disclaimer: “Deep”, “Philosophical”, “Life”, “Writing” and “Haiku” may be approximate statements not tied to dictionary meanings. The author is not responsible for any eye-rolling related injuries.

 

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If you enjoy swimming in writhing waters, I have also written a fantasy novel, The Guests of Honor. It is available here.

A Bittersweet Pleasure

spring’s simple pleasures

a burst of aromatics

this is hay fever

Life Philosophy: Good

*For this week, I will be sharing deep, philosophical statements about life and writing through haiku.

*Disclaimer: “Deep”, “Philosophical”, “Life”, “Writing” and “Haiku” may be approximate statements not tied to dictionary meanings. The author is not responsible for any eye-rolling related injuries.

 

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If you would like some non-red-eyed reflections, I have also written a fantasy novel, The Guests of Honor. It is available here.

An Artistic Statement

when creating art

please consider the black dog

waiting for his ball

Life Philosophy: Bad

*For this week, I will be sharing deep, philosophical statements about life and writing through haiku.

*Disclaimer: “Deep”, “Philosophical”, “Life”, “Writing” and “Haiku” may be approximate statements not tied to dictionary meanings. The author is not responsible for any eye-rolling related injuries.

 

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If you would like to see my non-artistic statements, I have also written a fantasy novel, The Guests of Honor. It is available here.

There is No Triumph in Victory

I am so sorry

cat lost in Amesbury Park

I now out-google you

A portrait of my cat. Who is not lost.

Life Philosophy: Good (Seriously. I can’t believe it took this long. Especially since it’s a fictional cat.)

*For this week, I will be sharing deep, philosophical statements about life and writing through haiku.

*Disclaimer: “Deep”, “Philosophical”, “Life”, “Writing” and “Haiku” may be approximate statements not tied to dictionary meanings. The author is not responsible for any eye-rolling related injuries.

 

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If you would like to see my appropriately humble writing, I have also written a fantasy novel, The Guests of Honor. It is available here.

An Important Shade of Yellow

banana remains

are a useful reminder

littering is bad

 Life Philosophy: Bad

 

*For this week, I will be sharing deep, philosophical statements about life and writing through haiku.

*Disclaimer: “Deep”, “Philosophical”, “Life”, “Writing” and “Haiku” may be approximate statements not tied to dictionary meanings. The author is not responsible for any eye-rolling related injuries.

 

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If you would like to see my non-banana related thoughts, I have also written a fantasy novel, The Guests of Honor. It is available here.

“Haiku” of the Day*

Flowers are pretty

Brain is so sore and tired

Have a nice picture

*Taking today’s cue from John Scalzi

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If you want to see slightly more coherent writing, I have also written a fantasy novel, The Guests of Honor. It is available here.